skeif

To borrow, take, or steal something

Can I skeif a dollar from you?
I think she skeifed that shirt from my closet!

by letigreLSU March 10, 2008

skeif

An offensive comment used when ever approriate, it means what you want it to mean

You skeif
gordons a skeif!
what a bunch eh skeifs liyk

by Danielle November 26, 2004

skeif

Means to take or to steal

i totally skeifed that guys dollar

by The urban linguist July 21, 2008

Skiff

A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping.

by Mattie Ice Ice Baby May 28, 2021

skifftle

not any specific amount of weed, but just enough to catch a buzz. usually a bowl or two

Hey bones, im all out of green, can u hook me up with a skifftle?

by pfox October 25, 2010

skifooza

Adj. Within spoken Italian context and epithet denoting unfavorable characteristics of a woman similar to the word "bitch."

"No, she's not nice, she's a complete skifooza."

by Big Richard Everest October 4, 2016

Seif

Seif is the most perfect guy. He's a great friend and is sure to make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. He doesn't realize it but he's so lovable and amazing. It's hard not to fall for him. And if you do, you're sure to never stop. It's just the best feeling ever to be around him. He makes everyone so happy, and everyone is always glad to see him. He's also sometimes kinky, but that's who he is. His personality is amazing, and he's so hard to not think about all the time. I guess what I'm trying to say is if you love him, make sure you tell him. <3

"I love Seif but I can't tell him."

"Why can't you tell him?"

"I don't wanna spoil our friendship"

"You don't love him.."

"I do."

"Then just tell him that you feel for him"

"It's not that easy.."

"Well it's gonna hurt more if you don't"

"Yea it hurts but it's okay.. I can't let him know"

by E.A. <3 February 9, 2021