Danielle's definitions

jacknut

n. a moron; one who "jacks nuts" or beats off.

Hey, jacknut you missed the fucking turn back there.

by danielle November 30, 2003

camels hump

opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.

That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.

by danielle November 12, 2003

cockass

An exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current circumstances.

Mariah Carey survived a heroin overdose? Cockass!

by danielle February 12, 2005

bushwhacker

A kid at my school who was caught beating his meat in the bushes by the bus and has henceforth been known by the entire school as "Bushwhacker".

Hey Bushwhacker! Long time no see!

by danielle February 13, 2005

pretzel

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.

Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.

by Danielle January 5, 2005

Jebus

Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

by danielle October 25, 2004

Marching Band

A group of talented musicians who work their butts off and are rumored to enjoy pain -- INCLUDING WOODWINDS. :)

The marching band won at States last night.

by Danielle December 3, 2003