siuati 

Siuati’s are usually disrespectful bitches who have no regard for anyone else but themselves.
They fart like crazy and blame others like their shit don’t stink. They are the meanest people on the planet and always have excuses when confronted. Can never make up their mind when wanting to eat.

Never knows their left from their right. Siuati’s are usually one armed fat indian lesbians.

Her: Is that a fat disrespectful one armed lesbian?

Me: No that’s Siuati

siuati by Therealestoftherealest November 22, 2021

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Squatijike 

Wilbur Soot's cursed idea for an animal from Ranboo's stream on 5/28/2021. Bright blue, with large beady eyes, a big head, and a jacked body. Would rather not exist and yet does. No preferred biome to live in, uncomfortable everywhere.

"I relate to Squatijikes because I would also rather not exist."

Squatijike by i_dont_even_know_dude May 28, 2021

Situationship 

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other

Him and I are in a situationship

Situationship by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018

Situationship 

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.

A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.

Situationship by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021

Situationship 

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.

Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that's happening.

Situationship by Derosa (DB) May 18, 2014