Squatijike

Wilbur Soot's cursed idea for an animal from Ranboo's stream on 5/28/2021. Bright blue, with large beady eyes, a big head, and a jacked body. Would rather not exist and yet does. No preferred biome to live in, uncomfortable everywhere.

"I relate to Squatijikes because I would also rather not exist."

by i_dont_even_know_dude May 28, 2021

squatijike

an animal that is also a verb it’s like a buff brick wall of an animal and it cannot be knocked down. it’s head is bigger than it’s body, this is a fictional animal made by Wilbur Soot
Also known as depressed sonic

“HEY!!! I’M SQUATIJIKING OVER HERE”
“Wow he’s acting like a real squatijike”

by shreks_big.juicy_toe May 28, 2021

Squatijike

An animal imagined by Wilbur Soot. A squatijike is a mammal with a head larger than it's muscular body. It has four legs with hooves, arms that are always extended, beady eyes, puckered lips, and produce milk. Male squatijikes are bright blue, females are dark brown. They have no preferred habitat and a poor sense of self preservation.

Also used as a verb

Look at that squatijike.

Look at him squatijiking around.

by Person06 May 28, 2021

Squatijike

A made up animal with arms at the front, big lips and doesn't want to be alive. The female is a dark brown and the male is blue. When they breed the babies come out black and white. Squatijike's eat both meat and herbs and doesn't live in a specific area or climate.

Do you see that Squatijike over there?

by luIvuu May 28, 2021

squatijike

an animal that does not have a préfères biome and is strong as shit

“Wilbur look at that squatijike”
“shit man that’s definitely a squatijike“

by kekwmariana May 28, 2021

squatijike

A squatijike is a mammal made by Wilbur Soot with 4 hooves, 2 arms, a giant head, and an absolutely ripped body.

Look at that wild squatijike over there!

by Chocolate Waffles May 28, 2021

SQUATIJIKE

Wilbur’s made up creature

Their SQUATIJIKEING

by Ace_race May 28, 2021