Situated

Being high, Good off the alcahol/drug

*hits blunt* damn dawg im pretty situated

by 4reel July 5, 2018

Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.

After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.

by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014

situater

Situater: The pipe or any paraphernalia you do drugs from.
Situated: To be high or drunk. Situater is what your doing it from. Needle, pipe...ect.

Yo Lil Scrappy let me hit that situater! I been waitn all day to get high!

by The1Moore March 30, 2021

situate

to situate something
every thing gets situateds at some point,
or
situate means "to hang out the back of" or "kill" or "situate!"

oi you nob situate the situation
yeah boy i situated her nicely
im gonna have to situate that fool!

by halo9 May 23, 2006

SHITUATED

Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.

I got shituated in preparation for my big one.

by glarglefargle November 19, 2016

Shituated

Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".

Man, I've gotta get shituated.

by CeVincCenzeeznze June 11, 2018