Definitions by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker

cremated Chisholm

Common law, Texas, single for 70 years, CI

cremated Chisholm sitting on a mantle

cremated Chisholm by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker December 10, 2024

rattle mouth

Somebody who talks non stop

Barbara is a rattle mouth she never shuts up

rattle mouth by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker April 27, 2024

schizophasia

is used in particular to describe the confused language that may be evident in schizophrenia. The words may or may not be grammatically correct, but they are semantically confused to the point that the listener cannot extract any meaning from them. It is also known as word salad

A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases

an example of schizophasia

Nathanial: Gotti, billionaire, garden hose, 38, 63, 16, what do you make of all that huh? What's Jeopardy's last host and where born? Scared Huh? I know the mob.

schizophasia by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker January 28, 2024

bend over like red rover 

Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible

Andy went after his own flesh and blood

::Cornered Michael And Christy::

Andy: Bend over like red rover!

Michael: Hold up, yo

::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::

bend over like red rover by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023

Makeshift vajayjay 

What plastic surgeons create when one undergoes a sex change or anything molded to imitate a vagina that is used for sexual purposes

Michael is really pounding that makeshift vajayjay

Makeshift vajayjay by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023

Millie 

A reprobate woman who is a busy body. So ugly she's 60 something and never had a sexual experience. Never been married. Claims celebrities as friends. Lies compulsively.

Millie: Does Kathy still live with Carl?
Denise: I don't know. I don't know them.
Millie: I bet i could report them anonymously and get a social worker out here.
Carl: Shut up Millie, you motor mouth!

Millie by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023

Situated informant 

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

Situated informant by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023