to situate something
every thing gets situateds at some point,
situate means "to hang out the back of" or "kill" or "situate!"
oi you nob situate the situation
yeah boy i situated her nicely
im gonna have to situate that fool!
by halo9 May 15, 2006
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Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"
"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
by didhereallyjustsaythat December 11, 2009
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A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."
by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010
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A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.
by kidlou December 20, 2010
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The situation .. yours never changed

Never does ..

Despite what you write


lmao .. you’ve been saying this for months now ..

I’ve been pretty much alone last couple of weeks …

There were openings ..

But .. I see exactly why you don’t/ can’t each evening

I don’t think you even get me/ realise my problem

XWifey mk2 vibes

No thanks

Got used to cuddling up to myself …

And talking to myself …

At least I know where I stand then ..

Don’t think you have the same problem ..
Situation .. can’t do bs

Won’t do bs

Thanks for the toxic mess we now live in
by LetsTalkAboutX April 16, 2023
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Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
by Mel April 13, 2004
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When a man has a hard on.
It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
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