situate

to situate something
every thing gets situateds at some point,
or
situate means "to hang out the back of" or "kill" or "situate!"

oi you nob situate the situation
yeah boy i situated her nicely
im gonna have to situate that fool!

by halo9 May 15, 2006

The Situation

Mike Sorrentino's Abs on MTV's "reality" show, "Jersey Shore"

"I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."

by didhereallyjustsaythat December 10, 2009

The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

situation

Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with ordeal. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.

by Mel April 12, 2004

situation

(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.

1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.

by St. Class!c February 16, 2010