TheFiend138's definitions

Squeeze between my Knees

Masturbation. Another one of those long, drawn out and funny ways of saying you masturbated.

Depending on context, it could also be used as term for giving/receiving a handjob.

Guy: "I did the Squeeze between my Knees last night when no one else was home."

by TheFiend138 May 31, 2018

Ogympic Athlete

Someone who takes gym class WAY too seriously. Some signs of an Ogympic Athlete include running the warm up laps or mile too fast/like a track star, getting mad when they do bad at gym games, showing off for the gym teachers (who don't give a shit by the way), simply being a try-hard or too competitive, etc. Ogympic Athletes are hilarious to watch and/or jerkoffs to deal with.

Ogympic Athletes are a bunch of gym class try-hards who ruin gym class for everyone else.

by TheFiend138 August 27, 2016

Empty Optimism

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.

I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.

by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020

Party Tumor

Someone who sucks the fun out of any party or social gathering. Even their presence is enough to kill the vibe of any party.

Ah man, who invited this creep? What a Party Tumor. This party is ruined.

by TheFiend138 June 2, 2016

Jamaican Crop

A slang term for any kind of Weed, Ganja, Bud, etc, specifically grown in Jamaica.

Eh Mon, let's go get some Jamaican Crop.

by TheFiend138 October 25, 2014

Hungy

Being horny for food. Implying that you are so hungry that it stimulates a desire, resemblant of a sexual desire, for any food.

I hadn't eaten in a few hours since dinner, so I decided to eat my jar of peanut butter because I was very hungy and it looked so yummy.

by TheFiend138 January 29, 2018

Unassigned Assigned Seat

A seat in class (most often a college class) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. More often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the class has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every class. However, if the seats are not officially assigned in class by the professor/teacher, someone else could sit in your unassigned assigned seat either without knowing that you normally sit there (perhaps they're new to class or just never noticed), or in rarer cases deliberately, causing you to have to find another seat with discomfort and awkwardness. You feel that you HAVE to sit there every time because that seat is yours.

Someone sat in my Unassigned Assigned Seat in class today, even though they knew I always sit there. I felt so stupid when I had to find another seat to sit in.

by TheFiend138 October 17, 2016