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Definitions by TheFiend138

Human Drano

Slang for Prune Juice, which helps clear up constipation quickly. Drano is a fast-acting liquid chemical used to unclog drains and pipes, such as those found in sinks. In a similar sense, prune juice is used to unclog your bowels; as such, it acts as Drano for humans, hence the name.
That Human Drano I got at the supermarket cured my constipation in about 5-10 minutes.
Human Drano by TheFiend138 January 5, 2023

Code G.E.A.R. 

Protocol to "Grab Everything And Run", or G.E.A.R.

When you or someone else yells "Code G.E.A.R. " (just say the word Gear, no need to spell it out), it means to grab everything you need to grab and book it.

Similar to, but more specific than, a Code Red or other codes of action, it lets the squad know to pick up and take off.
Ex: We're gonna be late! Code G.E.A.R.! Grab Everything And Run!

Ex 2: It's the cops! Code G.E.A.R.!
Code G.E.A.R. by TheFiend138 September 25, 2021

Ghoulishly Funky

The state of being both Ghoulish (spooky yet interesting) and Funky at the same time. Giving off a spooky yet funkadelic vibe.
Back in the 70s, Dracula had an afro and was Ghoulishly Funky.
Ghoulishly Funky by TheFiend138 September 6, 2020

Archaic Trolling 

The act of trolling others with very old or old fashioned material or media. The material/media used can also tend to be very obscure to most people in the modern world. Archaic Trolls are considered very eclectic , and get their kicks thru the confusion their old and obscure material causes amongst their targets.
Repeatedly sending someone that old Bugs Bunny cartoon from WWII is considered Archaic Trolling.

Empty Optimism 

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.
I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.
Empty Optimism by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020

Tune in but Tune out

Phrase: When you, someone else, or even a group of people listen to a conversation (most often it's an argument or fight) between others to get all the juicy details, but don't want those who are having the conversation to know that you're listening to them, tell your fellow listeners to do this. Its primary use is to prevent getting yourself or others involved in the confrontation, and allows you to listen for the details.
Guy 1: Hey, the boss and the new guy are having an argument! Sounds like he won't be here much longer!

Guy 2: Tune in but Tune out, man! Get the details but don't get involved!
Tune in but Tune out by TheFiend138 December 26, 2019

Baker's Week 

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
Baker's Week by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019