Shituated
After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.
Shituated by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014
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SHITUATED
SHITUATED by glarglefargle November 19, 2016
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Shituated by CeVincCenzeeznze June 11, 2018
shitfacedbook
To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008
shitted on
shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008
Situated informant
"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."
Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence
is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.
Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence
is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.
Situated informant by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023
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