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Situated informant 

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.
"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

sextracted 

being distracted by sex; unable to concentrate due to sex on your mind.
Bob: "You're not listening to me"

Sue: "No, i'm sextracted."
sextracted by phinesse March 7, 2009

Stracted 

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.
You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.
Stracted by TDThom October 17, 2007

dick-stracted 

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.
dick-stracted by Marc K July 29, 2005

Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.
Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.
Wii-stracted by wabberjocky March 20, 2009

f***strated 

upset and angry at the same time
Man, this history project makes me so f***strated
f***strated by Samano May 29, 2008