Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

Wii-stracted by wabberjocky March 20, 2009

wii-stracted

Not getting any work done because you distracted by Wii announcements and game play videos.

Trevor and Chris didn't get anything done this morning. They were a bit wii-stracted.

wii-stracted by office glen September 11, 2006

wikistracted 

Becoming distracted for extended periods of time by clicking around Wikipedia. Goes hand in hand with tabbed browsing.

Slappy only wanted to check the population of Slovenia, but became wikistracted for several hours.

Lisa was filling out her tax returns online when she became severely wikistracted, causing her to miss the deadline.

Mark was so wikistracted he didn't even notice the parade of pornstars in the office.

wikistracted by SuperTed October 17, 2008

Wikstracted 

Due to the massive amount of links on a Wikipedia page there will always be someting more interesting to click on, leading to a random chain of pages completely off topic from the orignal page.

I was going to write my essay on Thermodynamics when i got wikstracted, ended up spending half an hour reading about paper clips.

Wikstracted by Wikiddd May 8, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019