singleize
i just singleized myself!!
singleize by oh em geeze November 7, 2009
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Singleish
I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player.
They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.
They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.
Singleish by SuperMaligan May 6, 2018
Word of the Day on January 13, 2022
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singleversary by awesome mom KRS1 July 19, 2015
snigletize
Plagiarizing the 80's fad of a 'sniglet' which was a term originated by writer/comedian Rich Hall as defining "any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should" and calling it "The Urban Dictionary".
snigletize by old under the sun August 18, 2009
Singlespeeder
Derisory term applied to someone as a consequence of their disappointing or unfulfilling sexual performance.
"We was at it for ages last night an' he still never got me up the mountain. After half a shandy he's a proper singlespeeder, and he just has to get off and wank/walk".
Singlespeeder by Bill Wankly August 11, 2008
singlespeed
singlespeed by BontyRider May 5, 2006
singleite
n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.
singleite by The Singleite January 13, 2011
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