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singleversary 

Today is my one year singleversary!

shingleberries 

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.
When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!
shingleberries by James Cox December 10, 2006

singleversary 

yearly celebration of being single and free
Today is my one year singleversary!
singleversary by awesome mom KRS1 September 14, 2015

Shingleberry 

A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.
Did you get a Shingleberry from sleeping in your semen again?
Shingleberry by CobberDingo July 11, 2018

singleversary 

Today is my one year singleversary!

stingleberry 

Similar to its literary cousin the dingleberry, the stingleberry is a small, valiant globule of faeces that clings to the anus of its host. It differs from the dingleberry in that it originates from a particularly spicy meal. A stingleberry will contain a potent re-incarnation of the previous night's exploits, resulting in a fierce burning sensation around the anus.
Jane winced as last night's Chili con carne released its final warrior. A stingleberry had appeared and it was not going down without a fight.
stingleberry by fullet-o-fush November 13, 2018