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What famous youtuber ms painter sleepstr calls his pp.
“It won’t just be the two of us in bed tonight, big man sleepenis will be joining us.”
sleepenis by SL420 March 9, 2021
First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement
sneenis by MarcusDonovinius June 30, 2011

Peaky Sneenis 

n. A person who is adept at seducing someone either with suave talking or provacative gestures.

v. A swift and unexpected anal ravaging.
n. He is a very peaky sneenis.
v. She was peaky sneenis'd like a champ.
Peaky Sneenis by sirron kcuhceht August 6, 2008
Promotional penis. One that belongs to a man of power and can be used for career advancement
"George is the silkpenis of Hollywood"
silkpenis by Planb October 3, 2013

sinexpensively

Cheaply-purchased/accomplished by behaving in a less-than-proper manner towards whomever provided your desired goods/services.
Tiffany didn't have the money to hire someone to put up shelves in her basement, but --- knowing that I always have the hots for her --- she called and got me to come over and do it in exchange for a little nookie-wookie afterwards. One might say that she got the job done "sinexpensively".
sinexpensively by QuacksO December 15, 2021
a name that apparently looks like penis.

used to in refrence of something that looks like a penis.
1)women
2)poles
3)pencils
That is a sepenis right there.
sepenis by kassidey May 24, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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