2 definitions by MarcusDonovinius

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First coined by Stephen Colbert, a sneenis is a penis that is actually capable of sneezing.

The only known sneenis in existence belongs to Jon Kyl.
Jon Kyl is actually capable of sneezing with his penis. He calls it a sneenis #was not intended to be a factual statement
by MarcusDonovinius June 28, 2011
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A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
by MarcusDonovinius May 01, 2011
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