silkpenis

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Promotional penis. One that belongs to a man of power and can be used for career advancement

"George is the silkpenis of Hollywood"

silkpenis by Planb October 3, 2013

Words you can keep

silkpants

Silkpants means a rich and hedonistic son.

Damn that Silkpants, his family is loaded so all he cares about is Pleasuring himself.

silkpants by Isaiah10 October 26, 2019

Related Words

silkpenis • Slimpenis • Silenism • silkpants • sinepenis • Slapenis • silken saddle • Silkie nigger

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

Slimpenis by Brendan April 5, 2003

Slapenis

I slapped you with my penis

It is slapenis time baby

Slapenis by I ate your mom July 28, 2020

sinepenis

The word penis mirrored incorrectly. Used as an adjective to describe someone who is really annoying.

God have you met Zach? He's such a sinepenis.

sinepenis by JesuswithaT January 27, 2021

Silenism

A quirky, obscure, and totally wholesome religion centered around the games and creations of Silen, the legendary Russian game developer. Silenists worship the creativity, challenge, and genius of his games—especially the Ninja Miner and Perfect Ninja Painter series—while following sacred rules like celibacy, no alcohol or smoking, and spreading the gospel of Silen’s design brilliance.

Key beliefs:

Silen is the true guide of all pixel-defying 2D/3D gaming worlds.

James.li and bootleg ports are considered heresy.

Followers celebrate the skill, perseverance, and “holy chaos” of Silen’s levels.

Optional: creating fan content, remakes, and spreading Silenist scripture online.

"I’ve been up all night speedrunning Ninja Miner 2 and spreading Silenism to my friends. Truly enlightened."

Silenism by TheProphetOfSilenism August 13, 2025

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026