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a name that apparently looks like penis.

used to in refrence of something that looks like a penis.
1)women
2)poles
3)pencils
That is a sepenis right there.
sepenis by kassidey May 24, 2008
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1) n. a woman with many strong masculine features, such as hairy arms or facial hair, or possibly a penis
2) n. a person who loses their temper easily, often due to overuse of drugs or alcohol
3) n. a person who is selfish, conceited, and extremely insecure, and who often argues with others for no reason as a result
1) Man, check out that sepenis, her package is bigger than mine!
2) Damn, that sepenis said she'd shank me because I took her chair!
3) That sepenis just yelled at me because I asked her to lend me a dollar. That bitch is gonna answer to my glock!
sepenis by Frank Richalds July 16, 2008
The answer to a crossword clue where the fist and last letters are already "s" and "c", respectively. Successfully utilizes the word Penis to solve any clue.
Man 1: "What is a 7 letter word for horse?"
Man 2: "Penis"
Man 1: "That's only 5 letters; Plus it already starts with an s and ends with a c"
Man 2: "Spenisc"
Man 1: "Thanks"
Spenisc by Charbickus March 18, 2008
when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.
Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.
speenis by Speenis Man August 10, 2009
A spenis is a spoon shaped penis. This is usually achieved by hitting your dick into a desk until it becomes spoon shaped. Then you can begin plunging into the world of spenising. You can spenis grandmas and pudding all the same.
Grandma: Damn that is quite the spenis
You: Thanks grams, this took some serious desk smashing to achieve.

Pudding: I love the way you plunge into me with your spenis.
spenis by Spenis Lover12 December 28, 2008

sexpenis 

(Adjective) Used to describe a males penis after having sex, usually is detectable by a sexfunk aroma radiating from the genitals.
I banged that broad last night and need to go take a shower to wash off this sexpenis.
sexpenis by ECS, MTL April 27, 2008

Selenist 

A Selenist means to be a die hard fan of Selena Gomez. A Selenist will always support Selena all the way.
Fahim was a true Selenist. He had wallpapers of her all over his bedroom.
Selenist by FMFilms July 16, 2015
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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