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simpitry 

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy
dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry
simpitry by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020
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SIMPLIFE 

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005

simplificate 

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS
I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!
simplificate by beuk March 3, 2008

Simplifi 

BEST MUSICIAN ON THE PLANET! He likes EDM and the meatball sub from Subway.

Peep tha soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/simplifi
Person 1: "Damn ho! Did you hear Simplifi's new album?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro! That shi was fye!"
Simplifi by opr8r March 25, 2021

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks
That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

simplify 

fancy word to explain you want less
Marie: "Can you simplify your essay?"
Emma:"Sure I'll make it shorter."
simplify by ahahahahahahahahq February 17, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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