Hym "Let me simplify for you: You're a moron. Detain the person telling you not to come here and bring them to me. Make sure they are in cuffs so I know that it isn't a trap. And do it immediately. That's all you need to know. Any and all deliberation on the matter is meaningless as it's not going to affect what happens here. Quit stalling. Do the thing I said. That is as simple as it gets. Bring a chef's knife."

Simplify by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

Semper Simplify by Granka July 1, 2018

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SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005

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simplificate

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS

I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!

simplificate by beuk March 3, 2008

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