Hym "Let me simplify for you: You're a moron. Detain the person telling you not to come here and bring them to me. Make sure they are in cuffs so I know that it isn't a trap. And do it immediately. That's all you need to know. Any and all deliberation on the matter is meaningless as it's not going to affect what happens here. Quit stalling. Do the thing I said. That is as simple as it gets. Bring a chef's knife."

Simplify by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

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SIMPLIFE

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

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simplificate

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS

I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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