Simplifi 

BEST MUSICIAN ON THE PLANET! He likes EDM and the meatball sub from Subway.

Peep tha soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/simplifi

Person 1: "Damn ho! Did you hear Simplifi's new album?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro! That shi was fye!"

Simplifi by opr8r March 25, 2021

simplisick 

sexiest man alive fr

girl1: “ simplisick? who’s that?”
girl2: “a tiktoker. he’s so babygirl.”

simplisick by kateluvcatz December 8, 2022

simplicious 

1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conversation.


2. An uncommon moniker for males. Stems from Saint Simplicious (1351-1392), the patron saint of silly names.

1.
After dinner:
"Oh Sebastian, the Beef Wellington was simplicious!"

After the ballgame:
"That umpire's calls were all shit. Totally NOT simplicious, dude."

After sex:
"Sweet Jesu, Gwendolyn, where ever did you learn to do the cocoa steamer? Simplicious!"


2.
"Yo Simplicious, get your ass over to Tommy's house before I shank you."

simplicious by seductivedad February 17, 2009

SIMPLIFE 

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005

simplidiocy 

The act of being simple minded and idiotic at the same time.

I can't stand those with Simplidiocy.
This must be an act of Simplidiocy.

simplidiocy by Whore-able_&_Adorable January 28, 2018

simplificate 

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS

I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!

simplificate by beuk March 3, 2008

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks

That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

snake-oil simplification by Joe Swift January 31, 2008