Definitions by TheGarfunkle

Primp pic 

A primp pic is a picture of a man’s penis outline through his underwear which usually makes it look bigger than it is.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Emily and I were exchanging pics last night, I hit her with that primp pic.
Guy 2: Nice bro.

Primp pic by TheGarfunkle January 10, 2021

simpitism 

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.

Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!

simpitism by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020

Gunnar 

Gunnar is a good friend, but when you get to know him he becomes the embodiment of hate and simpitism. He is an awesome, trustworthy dude, but he hates any sort of negative feedback. He gets in trouble a lot and gets annoyed easily although he does not seem to feel remorse after these incidents. He may be a sociopath but he can also be the life of the party. He often acts first and thinks later.

Guy: Dude stop your being a total Gunnar right now.

or

Guy: WOO! DO A BACKFLIP GUNNAR!

Gunnar by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020