The Book of Han

This is a book of the Boble, by the Cult of Bob the Almighty, otherwise known as Bob the Lord. This book mainly focuses on being Bob’s faithful servant, and the will to die for Bob.

The Book of Han in the Boble is very important, as it states that true followers will die for Bob.

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022

Simpism

Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022

Wall of 69 Blocks

Bob’s Holy Wall. Bob the Almighty’s wall. HOLY. WALL. MUST CLIMB.

The Wall of 69 Blocks is straight ahead. NOW CLIMB IT.

by LegendaryWølf September 06, 2022

Daniel An (more on this word)

*Read the first definition first*
Insanely good at math, smart but stupid. Very, very annoying.

WARNING: May come at you before school to be annoying.

Student 1: Have you read the <<Daniel An (more on this word)>> article? It’s very fascinating.
Student 2: IKR!
Daniel An: *Deletes their tab on Urban Dictionary*
Student 1: WTF bro
Student 2: OMG I just successfully spotted a Daniel An!!!

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022

The Book of Rob

This is a book of the Boble, of Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord. This is the first book of the Boble, as it introduces the Boble to new readers and High Priests alike.

The Book of Rob in the Boble is written by Bob’s son, Rob.

by LegendaryWølf April 07, 2022

Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

by LegendaryWølf April 08, 2022

HOLY

Bob the Holy. You will be a part of Bob Cult if you accept the HOLY.

Bobist: Accept HOLY!
Atheist: NO.
Bob the Holy: HOLY LIGHT BLURSE YOU.

by LegendaryWølf October 05, 2022