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simpletism 

refers to a persons simplistic manor.

has the IQ of a hedgehog.
has a rather a lot of dull moments
simpletism
simpletism by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014
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simplism 

The philosophy of living life without owning more than one needs regardless of the financial value of their current belongings that include selective social connections with people and recreational choices.
I follow a philosophical lifestyle called simplism where I own what i need , enjoy contacts with others and the environment in a way that makes me happy regardless of the price of possession or experience so long as it makes me satisfied and happy.
simplism by phiandme June 4, 2019
Possessing or exhibiting simplicity; Marked by simplicity; Of or relating to a minimal, simple nature
She has simpletic systems in place so her house never gets cluttered.

Once I got a more simpletic meal plan I was able to lose weight because it was so easy to follow.
simpletic by Minimalist Nutritionist November 25, 2017

simpitism 

Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.
Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!
simpitism by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020

singletism 

To rather be of one than of many
quantity over singletism
singletism by Rc-tech82 May 11, 2016

simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.
Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.
simpletonism by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

simplesmp 

im going to simplesmp
simplesmp by ddawD September 25, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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