simpilize 

To make things fucking simple. Is it that hard.

I need to simpilize this dumbass equation for math.

simpilize by Stingoneyy February 22, 2018

SIMPLIFE 

Short for SIMPLIFy lifE..

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.

SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005

simplize

synonym to the word simplify - to organize, to make easier, creating something simple, the act of simplifying

(pronounced "simple eyes")

I try every day to simplize my life!

simplize by theBoxBoss August 28, 2011

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

simpicide by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Simpliment 

When a simp commits an act of verbal kindness towards another person in hopes of getting a relationship with that individual. The difference between a simpliment and a compliment is whether or not the Comment said is intended for attracting love from the other individual in the conversation.

Simp: OMG you are cute! Can I have your number?
Girl: ew get away from me you simplimenter

Simpliment by Gucci865 September 28, 2020

Similies 

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

Similies by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

Simpicide by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020