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SIMPLIFE 

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
SIMPLIFE by Jeff D December 28, 2005
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synonym to the word simplify - to organize, to make easier, creating something simple, the act of simplifying

(pronounced "simple eyes")
I try every day to simplize my life!
simplize by theBoxBoss August 28, 2011
Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.
They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.
simpicide by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Simpliment 

When a simp commits an act of verbal kindness towards another person in hopes of getting a relationship with that individual. The difference between a simpliment and a compliment is whether or not the Comment said is intended for attracting love from the other individual in the conversation.
Simp: OMG you are cute! Can I have your number?
Girl: ew get away from me you simplimenter
Simpliment by Gucci865 September 28, 2020

Similies 

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.
(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"
Similies by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007
A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.
Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.
Simpicide by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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