Similies 

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

Similies by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

Smilies

See:
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**

* usually used when avoiding the automatically triggered chatroom smilies
** The "whiskers" can be added to almost all horizontal (underscore-based) smilies

Smilies by Lexeh December 28, 2005

Smilies

Slang for "curb stomp". Gangster move that consists of putting someone's face against a hard surface and stepping on the back of their head, thereby damaging their teeth (and probably a lot more)

If that boy don't pay up, he be gettin' some smilies from big Al.

Smilies by DJKham August 17, 2008

smilies

Alternative term for Ecstasy.

"Dude, you got the smilies?"
"Nah braheim, I only got the munchies."

smilies by XeroCint January 22, 2010

Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

Phantom Smilies by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009

Rap similes 

Rap similes are the comparison of modern words to everyday life or trials.

1)My rhymes spit hot lava like a volcano but twist up bodies like a wild tornado is a Rap simile.
"Man I use Rap similes to compare all sorts of things"

Rap similes by Anthony H. and Kristine K. December 12, 2007

Similistic 

an adjective describing a person or action that works to the benefit of all parties involved. From the Latin "simul" meaning together. An alternative to egoistic or altruistic.

John's similistic attitude made him a perfect arbitrator for Bill and Marry's divorce.

Similistic by GR8_VIII June 16, 2018