When a simp commits an act of verbal kindness towards another person in hopes of getting a relationship with that individual. The difference between a simpliment and a compliment is whether or not the Comment said is intended for attracting love from the other individual in the conversation.

Simp: OMG you are cute! Can I have your number?
Girl: ew get away from me you simplimenter

Simpliment by Gucci865 September 28, 2020

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Love's simpliest rules.

Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.

girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.

Love's simpliest rules. by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011

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simplier

Simple and silly, relating to youth, innocence and not correcting your friend's spelling mistakes.

Outback days were a simplier time unless you didn't take and bake.

simplier by Ezk3626 September 30, 2018

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SIMPLiFe

A combination of SIMPLIFy and LiFe used for the movements involved in downshifting, simple living, degrowth, and anti-consumerism.

I realize that my carbon footprint is to big and I'm going to SIMPLiFe.

SIMPLiFe by Hairy Ninja September 30, 2012

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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