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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
similoser by Thelma April 30, 2005

Similies 

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

Similistic 

an adjective describing a person or action that works to the benefit of all parties involved. From the Latin "simul" meaning together. An alternative to egoistic or altruistic.
John's similistic attitude made him a perfect arbitrator for Bill and Marry's divorce.
Similistic by GR8_VIII June 16, 2018

Similish 

A vague likeness. Similar ish.
Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah it’s a bit smaller Dave, it’s similish!
Similish by B. Kizzle October 20, 2022

Simibisexual 

One who is bisexual but only attracted to one gender
Hi james I am simibisexual
Simibisexual by Immafurry September 2, 2021

similsexualist 

A person attracted to members of their own gender.
Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.
similsexualist by B. Sure January 16, 2003