similise

simply one of the best people you can possibly have in your life. she is kind, smart and amazing. she is supportive in many ways where other people isnt. i wouldnt choose anyone else over her. she is usually placed in the top 10, because of how smart she is.

similise is a lover.

by itszara....hehe September 20, 2022

similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

Similies

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

Similistic

an adjective describing a person or action that works to the benefit of all parties involved. From the Latin "simul" meaning together. An alternative to egoistic or altruistic.

John's similistic attitude made him a perfect arbitrator for Bill and Marry's divorce.

by GR8_VIII June 16, 2018

Similish

A vague likeness. Similar ish.

Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah it’s a bit smaller Dave, it’s similish!

by B. Kizzle October 20, 2022

Simibisexual

One who is bisexual but only attracted to one gender

Hi james I am simibisexual

by Immafurry September 2, 2021

similsexualist

A person attracted to members of their own gender.

Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003