Simpile

/simp-uh-lee/

noun

A common figure of speech used to compare simps to something weak, or something that wreaks of desperation.

Jim is such a simp. As a matter of fact, I'm going to use a simpile to describe Jim. Jim bends over backwards for hoes so much that he might as well be a rubber band. I'm going to start calling Jim "Gumby!"

Simpile by Regeven McHesp May 15, 2021

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun

Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is

simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Simpler times 

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

Simpler times by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

shout out to Simpleflips

A phrase popularized by Vargskelethor in a video called Super Wheelchair Mario 64 where signs and messages constantly had said " Shout out to Simpleflips " which was a joke on people constantly saying " shout out to Simpleflips. "

Shout out to Simpleflips

shout out to Simpleflips by MoistGoats January 26, 2018

Silly Simple 

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.

Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"

Silly Simple by MuttButt December 15, 2011

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020