shysterectomy

The firing or disqualification of an unethical lawyer by a client or a court of law.

“My cousin found out the lawyer he hired for his car accident already had a handshake deal with the other driver’s insurer to settle his claim for $50k, and then suggested that they do a contingent fee that would pay him 40%. We got him an emergency shysterectomy, and the new guy charged him only $500 to document the settlement.”

by FitofPeak2 November 25, 2024

sisterectomy

The act of removing a sister from your life, either physically or metaphorically. First used in the Simpsons episode "My Sister, My Sitter".

Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?

by ubersmith May 17, 2016

hysterectomy

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture

I'm going to get a hysterectomy.

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

Hysterectomy

To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.

From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift

Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy

by Octamate September 22, 2019

hysterectomy

Game Ovaries.

Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.

Son 2: Game Ovaries.

Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.

by MaxEdison September 22, 2010

Sisterectomy

The act of removing the bitch from your life cause the only time you hear from her is when she wants something!

I really need to get a "Sisterectomy" so I can have a real life!

by LibertyCreekDrunkChick October 11, 2018

manual hysterectomy

The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina

I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy

by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009