Definitions by FitofPeak2

Commodorant

A portmanteau of "commode" and "deodorant," describing an air freshener used to suppress foul odors in the bathroom.

Dave: Whoa, that paella from last night is talking to me. Back in a few.
Bob: Take your time. But be a good lad and give it a double dose of the commodorant when 'tis done.

Commodorant by FitofPeak2 May 4, 2026

Omakaze

A portmanteau of "omakase" (the frequently pricey chef's-choice option) and "kamikaze" (the suicidal pilot), referring to a diner who spends far beyond their means ordering the tasting menu, especially at a sushi restaurant, thereby blowing up their finances.

Kip: Hah, Mark took that gal JoAnn out to sushi last night and she talked him into the tasting menu and a $200 bottle of sake—total omakaze mission, he's completely tapped out.
Maureen: Oh my goodness. I do hope that she expressed her appreciation in an appropriate manner, at least.

Omakaze by FitofPeak2 March 26, 2026

Memento mori et bellaria

A (newly created) Latin epigram advising us to eat dessert every day, because we won't live forever: "Remember that you will die—and dessert!"

Mary: Wow, Bob told me his cousin got hit by a train.
John: It all hangs by a thread. Memento mori et bellaria, sis.

Memento mori et bellaria by FitofPeak2 March 26, 2026

Loudsourced

The provenance of a policy or proposition that is established not by the consensus of a large number of presumably knowledgeable and rational individuals polled for their input (“crowdsourced”) but rather by the written or vocal shouting of a viewpoint at a volume high enough to drown out conflicting viewpoints, often by a small minority.

Eric: Remember when science was the basis for medical decisions, and the NIH was a thing?

Tim: Yeah, federal vaccination policy is kinda loudsourced under Kennedy’s leadership, iddin it. Got a smoke?

Loudsourced by FitofPeak2 March 20, 2026

Peer pong

A pejorative term for trial by a jury, especially in civil cases. It flows from the notion that jurors are so unpredictable and so subject to changes in their thinking during trial and deliberations -- based on emotions, personal experience, misunderstanding the evidence, lack of attention to the instructions they are given, or occasionally dozing off or daydreaming -- that there is no rational way of predicting which side they will ultimately favor.

Oliver: So I heard you decided to waive the jury and try that copyright case to the judge.

Felix: Yeah, that case has so many documents and celebrities and whatnot it would be like OJ Simpson suing Donald Trump for securities fraud – who needs to play peer pong with something like that? I think the judge will get it.

Oliver: Word. Gotta give the Brits credit, over there you get a jury only in a libel case.

Peer pong by FitofPeak2 July 3, 2025

Worse than French diarrhea 

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

Worse than French diarrhea by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

Panician 

A person who is constantly or frequently in a state of panic due to their chronic procrastination, distraction, or anxiety.

I can't deal with having Dave on our trial team, everything from witness prep to coffee orders is an effing crisis -- the guy's a total panician.

Panician by FitofPeak2 February 23, 2025