When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you
get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn'
t looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended
fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn'
t notice it isn'
t you. Then you light the fuse and run away.