hysterectomy
hysterectomy by boredusachick November 27, 2004
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Hysterectomy
To have a forklift removed. Occasionally hyphenated to Hyster-ectomy.
From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift
From the Greek Hyster meaning a yellow forklift
Bob shouldn't have stood between the forklift and the pallets. He needed the fire brigade to perform a hysterectomy
Hysterectomy by Octamate September 22, 2019
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hysterectomy
Son 1: Mom just got a hysterectomy.
Son 2: Game Ovaries.
Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.
Son 2: Game Ovaries.
Mom: I'll kill you when i get out of this state of pain.
hysterectomy by MaxEdison September 22, 2010
hysterectomy
Person 1: "my mom had a hysterectomy last august."
Person 2: "do you even know what a hysterectomy is?"
Person 1: "yes it's ankle surgery."
Person 2: "do you even know what a hysterectomy is?"
Person 1: "yes it's ankle surgery."
hysterectomy by doctorsanusi September 25, 2017
manual hysterectomy
The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina
manual hysterectomy by dantastic danomite October 25, 2009
Danish Hysterectomy
When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.
John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"
Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."
Danish Hysterectomy by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008
Hipsterectomy
Noun, Verb
Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009
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