period

God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake
I'm on my period, don't fuck with me!
by boredusachick November 27, 2004
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hysterectomy

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture
I'm going to get a hysterectomy.
by boredusachick November 27, 2004
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