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system-suckers
Parasitical freeloaders that do not want to support themselves and live off taxpayer funded programs run by government agencies.
I'm tired of busting my ass working for a living, it would be easier being one of them system-suckers.
system-suckers by jpg3 April 26, 2015
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yankee dankee doodle shyte by Mutyr March 7, 2019
lmfaotic system
lmfaotic system by AlbertiBass November 8, 2018
Buzz Numbering System
The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.
Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...
A, 2 and D are used.
Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...
A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003
cat distribution system
When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.
"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"
cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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