shystered 

the act of being "bent over", by an unscrupulous individual,

in many cases the shyster will have a honed his shystering skills at law college or the entertainment industry, and may think that they are softening the blow by misleading the poor dupe right up to the last minute when need to know takes over.

SHYSTER can you do a job in leigh
DUPE yes its not far send me the postcode
SHYSTER its LS1 6DT
DUPES TOMTOM bend over! you have been SHYSTERED

shystered by ascedorf June 23, 2011

sheltered child 

a child who is overly protected from the outside world, impacting their judgmental, social, and economic skills. this usually happens because of a parent, guardian, or adult figure in the child's life.

child: i can't go out tonight, my parents won't let me because it's too dangerous.
friend: dude it's not dangerous it's literally a block away from here. you're such a sheltered child.

sheltered child by okjada July 9, 2021

Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Shyster

Shyster is a lawyer who practices law in an unethical manner.

After liquidating his assets to a gardener, Shasko Dubich knew not even his team of shyster lawyers could save him.

Shyster by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004