Shysterism

The act of being a shyster, one whom runs scams, is full of shit, dishonest and /or shady….

I am so tired of Matt and his shysterism, he's always running some type of scam!

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

Systemism

Systemism is a philosophy founded by a young, California born, aspiring philosopher by the name of Dakota Spann.

The First Tenant of Systemism is:

Every conscious entity with the ability to feel both happiness and non-happiness logically has from thence a direct, intrinsic and unalienable purpose to pursue the former.

The Second Tenant of Systemism is:

The way in which happiness can be most logically obtained is through an integrated system on an individual's environment which applies the desired outcome of the first tenant universally. That is, a system which causes the most happiness for every individual contained within it.

The Basic Statement of Systemism:

Happiness is purpose and knowing how to best obtain it is morality.

Systemism is the base for a truly civil society.

by my_name_is_Freedo March 11, 2010

Shelterism

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018

Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Sisterism

When two girl best friends act more like sisters then as friends. Similar personalities and think alike.

God made us best friends because he knows no mother could handle us as sisters. Sisterism

by k&jsisters December 12, 2010

queen of shysters

the queen macdaddy of all shysters, cannot be called a shyster, can only call other people shysters.

him: you are a shyster!
her: that is not possible. i am the queen of shysters.

by iwrotethisx3 November 28, 2009

Systemism

Systemism is an extension of Ethical Egosim which not only states that an individual's own personal pleasure ought to be their highest goal, but also adds that the pleasure of others has a large positive effect on their own pleasure.

Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.

According to Systemism: Kindness is selfishness and selfishness is righteousness.

by The_Optimist September 29, 2010