Systemism is a philosophy founded by a young, California born, aspiring philosopher by the name of Dakota Spann.

The First Tenant of Systemism is:

Every conscious entity with the ability to feel both happiness and non-happiness logically has from thence a direct, intrinsic and unalienable purpose to pursue the former.

The Second Tenant of Systemism is:

The way in which happiness can be most logically obtained is through an integrated system on an individual's environment which applies the desired outcome of the first tenant universally. That is, a system which causes the most happiness for every individual contained within it.

The Basic Statement of Systemism:

Happiness is purpose and knowing how to best obtain it is morality.

Systemism is the base for a truly civil society.

Systemism by my_name_is_Freedo March 11, 2010

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Shelterism

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

Shelterism by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018

Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

Shorterism by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Sisterism

When two girl best friends act more like sisters then as friends. Similar personalities and think alike.

God made us best friends because he knows no mother could handle us as sisters. Sisterism

Sisterism by k&jsisters December 12, 2010

queen of shysters

the queen macdaddy of all shysters, cannot be called a shyster, can only call other people shysters.

him: you are a shyster!
her: that is not possible. i am the queen of shysters.

queen of shysters by iwrotethisx3 November 28, 2009

Systemism

Systemism is an extension of Ethical Egosim which not only states that an individual's own personal pleasure ought to be their highest goal, but also adds that the pleasure of others has a large positive effect on their own pleasure.

Systemists pursue the pleasure of others for their own sake.

According to Systemism: Kindness is selfishness and selfishness is righteousness.

Systemism by The_Optimist September 29, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026