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8 definitions by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens

treating a male homosexual friend as an accessory to happiness
Richard because he was fed up with Lara fag-hagging him.
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Someone who talks about their girlfriend quite a lot, or does stuff for said girlfriend.
Me, apparently (Matt) am loved up. Sally Jenkinson said so. She's a cummer, and a beanflicker.
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Someone who associates with people who are frankly cunts, and they know this, but they still hang out with them...
Why do you hang out with Peter Tipple?! You're such a fucking beanflicker!
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Particularly attractive woman. Tastes so sweet. is mentioned in the film commentary.
"She's like but-ter..." - Ed, Shaun of the Dead
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The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
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