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Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...
The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!
Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020
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seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.
Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.
Moya is the rarest and prettiest girl around she is independent & doesn’t need a guy for anything she is loyal and sometimes misunderstood she is different from other girls wants a guy falls in love there’s no going back she has a lot of haters and people tend to get jealous of her
That girl was a Shamoya she was so unforgettable
Shamoya by Dana4986 June 14, 2019
Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
Seymone by JessieC753 March 5, 2015

Seymoured 

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
Seymoured by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014
- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.

1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.

Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
Seymour by UncleDes August 3, 2008