shwift

when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.

i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.

by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008

Shwift

To shwift or shwifting means to move quickly in an awkward way.

He held open the door for me so I had to shwift down the corridor.

by Shwifty McShwift Face September 24, 2017

genbrochne shwifting

the act of ejaculating a horse until its semen is released into a bowl of pudding and using it as shower gel

eric spent his whole weekend genbrochne shwifting

by karkatfan1998 December 04, 2024