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To shwift or shwifting means to move quickly in an awkward way.
He held open the door for me so I had to shwift down the corridor.
by Shwifty McShwift Face September 24, 2017
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when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008
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