shweets
shweets by lookin4shweets March 1, 2011
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sheets and funnel by Unclegleesh March 22, 2017
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Butt Sheets
Karen couldn't wait to try on her new pink satin butt sheets.
Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.
Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.
Wanda had to wear old butt sheets since she didn't do laundry that week.
Debbie put on her lucky butt sheets for her job interview.
Butt Sheets by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015
ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?
This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
monkey sheets
Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.
{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!
monkey sheets by Telephony February 15, 2020
Satin Sheets
Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
Swindle sheets
Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005
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