The fuck?
Touring isn't defined?
Nigga please.
Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?
"Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month?
Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care."
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vt. ("to go on tour"); to go clubbing or on a pub crawl with a collection of acquaintances, with the sole mission to get as bladdered as possible and generally behave in a leary and lecherous manner. See also on the sauce, on the razzle dazzle.

A keen pasttime of
Me: "So are you guys on tour, to the teef?"
Jamie: "Aye, heavy to the who! Bushtucker tour 2006!"
by Terry Deary July 24, 2006
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Often used as the following of bands, in particular jam bands such as Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident
To be on tour, To go on tour
by P June 3, 2004
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A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.
"Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out"

"No worries bruv. What goes on, on tour stays on tour"
by TSC - Eric April 13, 2005
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To think, and strongly believe that you know what you are talking about, when in reality you do not.

To get high level positions as a "journalist", through simply using loudmouth and irrelevant arguments.

To know nothing about politics, and yet cover it on a major news organization.

To copy Cornel West's style both in fashion and demeanor, even though Cornel West is an accredited and well respected individual, unlike Toure himself.
"Damn, man! You totally Toure'd that final presentation in Constitutional Law 101!"

"How dare you share that view on politics! Who do you think you are, Toure?!"

"Stop Toureing my style, chief."

"I only got this job cause I Toure'd my way up here."

"Having Toure cover politics on MSNBC is like having had Sarah Palin as Vice President of the United States."
by Mode Beast August 30, 2012
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An all night experience with liquor, possibly drugs, and friends of your choice. There will be no sleep. Sex is optional. You go where the liquor takes you
Man i was on a dirty tour last night, im so hungover. i dont even know what happened
by 2344324 July 25, 2009
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when someone cannot sit down and work but has to walk around and wave
'Hi C aren't you supposed to be revising'
'No E, i've just go to go and see this really important person in that non desrcript place'

E (to self) any excuse to go on a tour!
by deviouschink June 22, 2010
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