Chairman's definitions

candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by Chairman June 30, 2004

gouranga

The master cheat code for Grand Theft Auto 2. If the user enters Gouranga as their name, they can enter more cheats such as GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1, and RSJABBER

Remember the order: GOURANGA, RSJABBER, GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1

by Chairman May 13, 2005

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

Manhattan Project

A U.S. Agency that was responsible for making Atomic Bombs during World War Two.

J. Robert Oppenheimer and Albert Einstein were working for the Manhattan Project.

by Chairman November 6, 2003

DVDize

The act of replacing all your VHS tapes with DVD's

I just DVDized my collection today.

by Chairman February 6, 2004

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.

Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.

by Chairman March 8, 2023