Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like '
hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don'
t really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."
Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don'
t need and then calls us ungrateful if we don'
t spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won'
t.