Shanning

When you desperately want a relationship so you convince yourself you have a crush on someone close to you. This can sometimes end in you telling them you like them and them rejecting you, leading to the end of your friendship.

"I'm totally shanning Chris right now"

"Do you really have a crush on Emily?"
"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"

by DevilBabyHairs July 15, 2017

Shanning

1. To talk shit and get hit.

2. To try your best at sports such as football and track and end up being a horrible thing to watch.

3. To eat your fortune along with the cookie at a Chinese food buffet.

4. To viciously masturbate mentally

1. If you keep shanning then shits going down.

2. I was shanning so hard in practice today, I have to find a way to not suck.

3. We were sitting in the restaurant and out of nowhere this dumbass just starts shanning.

4. My mom caught me shanning to my imaginary girlfriend while i was playing xbox.

by Ol Dirty Drawz April 10, 2011

shanning

Word used to describe a gay guy who has yet to come out the closet. Guy who pretends to have interest in women to cover his true sexuality.

God, he is so hiding that he is a shanning.

by tearsheal08 June 11, 2006

shanning

The act of one man touching another man inappropriately in a sexual manner.

I saw you shanning that young man at that party

by RawbNyce July 12, 2011

Shanning

To use copy pasted information from internet in chats to win arguments

John was shanning in the whatsapp group to show off

by Psylentkid January 22, 2023

Min shanning

When you malfunction, overthink, or stress out while doing work.
Named after a famous student from Singapore, Lee Min Shan

I can't seem to function normally, I'm min shanning so hard right now.

by Min shan not min shanning April 10, 2023

Shannongram

a fictional alternative to Instagram popularized by BBY Goyard

She don't use the Instagram, she be using Shannongram

by sirsquidy April 14, 2023