shnarning

The act of playing with young children while you're blind folded. A common past time for bored dairy farm CFO's.

" Hey Honey, I'm going to head over to the Boys and Girls club for a quick "shnarning."

by The MilkMan1785 May 24, 2010

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

shwarning

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

The Sharingan

The Sharingan is an ability that allows a ninja to copy, by mere sight, their opponents' techniques while gaining incredible reflexes and perceptive abilities.

I swear if I had the power of The Sharingan I would use it to destroy people like you

by The Uchiha Umut November 15, 2020

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

Shnacking

Eating while on the shitter.

I just caught Samantha shnacking, she has really given up on life.

by TheShaner August 29, 2016

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009