shwarnking

to angerly jerk off

"dude she made me so mad so I decided to start shwarnking it last night"
"damn bro i can only imagine"

by goofygoober69420sexy May 25, 2025

favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

shwarning

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.

I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

Sperm Sharking

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009

Shwartzing

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005