When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing
A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him
by Jwc June 3, 2013
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1. To be albino, funny looking, and a bit rabid
2. To have no meaning, or to have no purpose except to be an idiot.
Shane is really Shwane.
I met this kid the other day and he looked really shwane. I couldn't help but to crack up at how shwane he is. He is shwaner then Shane!
by Ferris Bueler June 6, 2006
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Falacio or cunnilingus while the receiving member sleeps.
I woke up to some shwanee, and went to ihop. It was a good day.
by PunkMasterGFunk February 29, 2012
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