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shwarning 

Shit warning, the last fart before having to do the pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom.
I would be surprised if Al didn't have any streaks after that shwarning.
shwarning by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016
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1. To consume without asking.

2. The act of drinking your friends beer and buying your own once a month.
That guy just took a beer, he didn't even pay he's totally shaning.

shame chaffer mooch jew anal
Shaning by TheJamesGang November 28, 2010

shwanking 

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.
Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2
shwanking by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006
To show off, or call attention to ones self by performing a needlessly dangerous stunt with fire.
"He was really shaning on the field last night. Glad no one got hurt."
Shaning by muddshark62 March 30, 2015
verb. liking multiple people; not being able to decide between crushes; being a dickhead; being a serious flirt
Guy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too!
Guy: But I don't want to date you yet I have to decide between Jessica, you, Molly and Taylor. Sorry.
Girl: You're a shawning dickhead!
shawning by shawning.ashul101 March 30, 2009

Shwanking 

To shit and wank at the same time
i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?
Shwanking by KiwiRider March 10, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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