shwampied

When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

by Teekums October 19, 2020

swampled

The state of an employee when the amount of work is greater than the number of hours in the day.

I'm hoping to get these budgets finished on Thursday; right now I'm just swampled and can't get to them.

by JennBenn August 15, 2006

Shwampies

Shwampies; Shwampys; Shwamp, is a slang for crystal meth, used in the East Side of San Jose, California ... FokDale Cuh!!!

Let's Smoke some shwampies.. Let's shwamp it!!
I'm hella shwamped out..
Got shwamps?
Fuken Shwampers...

by Roldiny December 13, 2008

Shampiddle

The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.

I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?

by Telephony October 23, 2010

Sharpied

To be written on with a sharpie pen.

"OMG, Georgie just sharpied me!"

by Lollypop 24073 September 9, 2009

Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

swamped

Describing yourself as being overworked when in reality you do not want to be given more work.

I can't take this new project becuase I am swamped.

by CrazyJoe February 4, 2006