Teekums's definitions

blosdom

A balloon when it’s used as a condom.

Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.

by Teekums July 1, 2019

Dingy

What you call a woman who is trying to snag a husband so that she can let herself go. Similar to when you pull a ring to inflate a floating rubber dingy/life boat, your bride gains weight rapidly once you put a ring on it.

Tom: “Hey that girl looks pretty hot.”
Art: “Fuck that, that girl is a dingy for sure!”

by Teekums November 20, 2020

Circle The Drain

What inevitably happens when you start using or relapse on drugs and quickly go down hill, losing everything you own.

I was sober for ten months and then I slipped up and started to circle the drain.

by Teekums July 1, 2020

hocowing

A sexual act that involves making your sex partner get milked and moo like a cow.

“Looking forward to hocowing my girl tonight.”

“I’m ready for my date tonight, I’m gonna be hocowing for sure!”

by Teekums August 27, 2020

shwampied

When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

by Teekums October 19, 2020

Skroose

A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.

Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"

-Or-

Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"

by Teekums May 3, 2017

TEEKING

The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.

BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!

by Teekums June 20, 2017